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Thursday 28 January 2010

Astrology, NOW!



If you look at the stars you probably don't realise that they control your life but they actually do. Some stars are big and some stars are small, it doesn't really matter you should respect them anyway. In our celebrity culture it's quite annoying that you see silly famous people who haven't really done anything being described as 'stars'. Astrologers find this very annoying, so if you ever meet one don't talk about famous people like that, you should refer to them as silly idiots instead. Jupiter has moved near mars and the goat is playing footsie with saturn. This means you might meet some one alright, but then again you might not. The stars are fickle, but they are also precious.

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