247: so Jasper how do you feel about the result.
JC: well you know I love presenting Golden Balls, it's more than just a gameshow, it's a way of life. Personally I use the left over balls for all sorts of other functions... for example i use them as widgets in my homebrew beer - Carrot's premium ale. I also use them for rolling the dough in my homemade pies.
247: let us stop you there, so do you personally feel that GB should replace the news?
JC: Personally I feel that the mettle contestants must display when deciding whether or not to share or steal is far more relevant to the British public than any of the bullshit the news pumps into our homes.
247: ok.. so you think it should then..
JC: as a reader of daytime weekly, I have become aware of Jeremy Kyle's interest in the program and we currently have a proposal for a program based around a fusion of GB and the JK show. The idea being that disputes between members of the public are resolved via a game of Golden Balls in a stripped down version.
247: sounds interesting... well you heard it here first the Jeremy Balls show... coming to a television near you..
thanks Jasper
JC: peace up A-town
