From the guys that brought you the internet, pasties from the pasty shop in the union and Claudio Ranieri. This isn't Sparta, it's 247.

Thursday, 17 June 2010

These happy days are yours and mine

Scriven, landlord, narks, neeks and herbs, muthafuckas can't hold us down.
247 signing out, rolling the joints, kicking the kicks, bringing the bant.
There was this one day once when we made dinner and it was pretty nice, the other day we once went to walkabout and got beer and burger, one other time we were going to go to dq but we only went to sainsburys then we came back home and went to bed. When I'm old, when I'm 64 I'll remember those days.

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

247 is UNDER SIEGE


HELP! THE LANDLORD HAS GONE MAD! HE CAME ROUND SAID WE WERE FILTHY BEGGARS AND THAT WE HAD TO CLEAN UP! OR HE'LL TAKE US TO COURT! HELP!

Description of Landlord:
He had foaming teeth and a black heart. He had stripy trousers and was left handed. He had children's shoes on and he wore a hat made out of bones. If you see him, watch out. HE'S MAD!

If there are any soldiers out there who received this message, please send some jaffa cakes and diet caffeine free coke to 247 Crookesmoor Road in aid of the resistance effort. Any light music would be nice also, Toploader, The Corrs etc.

P.s. when sticking it to the man don't stick it to hard or you might get hurt, at all times be responsible, your safety comes first after all.


Wednesday, 9 June 2010

Brown Sugar


Sometimes I'm just not so sure about it you know,

I love mummy

Matteo xx

CLEGG OR DIE


i love cleggg more than life itself, i'd take a bullet for that cheeky little walnut, but if i hear any of you so much as breathe a bad word about him i'll fucking nut you

Matteo x

i love mummy

film review: Schindler's LIST


MATTEO'S FILM REVIEW OF SCHINDLER'S LIST:

I quite liked it, but i thought it could have been a little bit longer,

Matteo xx
I Love Mummy

Leggings?


Is it cool for boys to wear leggins? I bought some but i'm scared to wear them out, i love mummy. MATTEO