Snog, marry or rape

Yo BITCHES.....

JUST WEAR A FUCKING BAG IF YOU ARE UGLY, It's a lot cheaper than make-up and fake tan...

peace

Television: Good?

I don't know about television sometimes. I mean I like Golden Balls but I really BLOODY HATE THE NEWS.

Question: Should Golden Balls be shown instead of the news?

Answer: You decide - it's time for people to say what they think instead of keeping schtum the hole time, WHAT WHAT!

New Music

the new music that the people should listen to is:

Kelly Osbourne

TOUCH MY BUM THIS IS LIFE

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU'VE GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS

Story Time

Went to the sea, pissed in the sea, went back home, pissed in the bed.

No excuses

Today we learnt that the song you always hear before Jeremy Kyle was written specially for the bingo advert.

Most people think the girls go to bingo, or jeremy kyle, or doncaster... UMMMM, NO! They go to 247! RATS! GIRLS! MORE RATS! CASH FOR GOLD!

Hello Old Chinese Man